Speedo of Solomon, Girth of Hercules, Gumption of Atlas, Lust of Zeus, Heel of Achilles, Stability of Mercury

gentlemanbones:

thespeedoofsolomon:

gentlemanbones:

And then I started thinking about a game I haven’t played in years.

Whatthefuckever.

I loved Destroyah in that game. Dude was a total doucher.

Destroyah is definitely female, Jonix

"Dude" is androgynous, but whatevs. Ho was a total b-hole.

  1. thespeedoofsolomon reblogged this from gentlemanbones and added:
    "Dude" is androgynous, but whatevs. Ho was a total b-hole.
  2. gentlemanbones reblogged this from thespeedoofsolomon and added:
    Destroyah is definitely female, Jonix
  3. nuclearmime said: This game is so fucking good goddamn.
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