THE SPEEDO OF SOLOMON!

Most accurate depiction I’ve seen

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vicariouspotato:

I SWARE

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disgustinganimals:

thefrogman:

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fcking tryhard

iheartchaos:

Cap’n Crunch is both a liar and a traitor

Captain? That’s not what these three stripes on your uniform say… COMMANDER. 

Via

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burgerswag:

nezua:

fascinasians:

Jackie Chan has the best story ever about Bruce Lee

Actually the best.

“i just wanted bruce lee to hold me as long as he can” aw, jackie chan. badass and sweetheart.

the cutest

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skypeorgy:

“just bought my dad a house, a car, paid all my college tuition until I get my master’s, and finance my family in Nigeria and im 18”

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seahchel:

godyallsomebrokeboys:

Fuck this dirty ass garbage ass hoe

^

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miamighostlights:

gundamnjack:

Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist

A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.

The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.

Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

she broke a knife in half

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zazzle-poetry:

buy here

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crablice:

kqedscience:

3-D Printer Brings Dexterity To Children With No Fingers

“Anyone can download the plans and — with a 3-D printer and about $150 in parts — make a hand.”

(via NPR)

Christ, my bro’s life would have been waaaaay different if he had one of these. Technology’s crazy.

whitegenocide:

I’m gonna start appropriating white ppl terms

ex.

“man u shoulda went to the party!! that shit was..”jumping jehosaphat”

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