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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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captainhanni:

 ✪ BELIAL AND RENO @ TAPASTIC 

well??! it happened. please consider it still in the ‘experimental’ phase, i did the prologue as a cute way to kickstart the comic, i may come up with different update styles and methods. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ON TAPASTIC! i’d also be so grateful if people could reblog this post and spread the word about my gross characters. follow-up post to come!

huelessisclueless:

sixpenceee:

TUFTED DEER

Yes! This cute looking deer vampire exists! It’s scientific name is Elaphodus cephalopus and it’s found in high altitudes in Burma or China. They get their name from the “tuft” of hair they have on their foreheads. In the wild they are browsers and grazers, eating mainly grass or fruit. They are territorial and don’t move that far away from their homes. 

Did I mention how they look like an adorable vampire? Oh I did? Oops. 

MORE INFORMATION

oh my god
adorable vampire deer
my life is complete

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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joequinones:

Aven— “AVEN” what?!

joequinones:

Aven— “AVEN” what?!

When your financial aid drops and you go to work like

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sofapizza:

paintraincomic:

showered with friendship fluids.

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margueritesauvage:

Steve Rude’s Wonder Woman <3